DeadInside on Instagram: "This video is a compilation of 5 unbelievably clumsy and poorly executed criminal attempts! Watch as we count down the moments where these criminals completely failed their missions: 5. Awkward Silence: The robber enters the cell phone store, only to have a painfully long, silent staredown with the employee before making a hasty retreat. 4. Undercover Cop: A shoplifter tries to sneak past the security gates, only to be stopped and promptly detained by an employee who tu