NEW YORK — Folks who don't always agree with me may think that my column has gone into the toilet. I'm afraid this week they're right. I've been, um, reviewing a brand new "touchless" toilet from ...
Not to be too gross about it, but earlier this week I was sitting down, in my bathroom, on the toilet, if you know what I mean, and when I grabbed a new roll of toilet paper, I was dumbfounded. The ...